Join the Damp Society
Membership keeps the Cabinet open, the labels legible, and the weather no wetter than scholarship requires.
INDIVIDUAL
Ordinary Damp
Unlimited visits, monthly bulletin, annual towel, and one guest umbrella.
$48 annually
HOUSEHOLD
Shared Microclimate
Benefits for two adults and all dependent indoor weather at one address.
$76 annually
CORRESPONDING
Distant Drizzle
Digital catalogues, postal cloud, and remote attendance at the Dew Oration.
$31 annually
Member benefits register
| Benefit | Frequency | Condition |
|---|---|---|
| General admission | Unlimited | During public hours |
| Guest umbrella | One per visit | Must remain furled |
| Conservator preview | Quarterly | Low atmospheric risk |
| Ceremonial towel | Annual | Color selected by pressure |
| Cabinet catalogue | Every other year | Dry-posted |
The Society bulletin
August issue: “Seven Drawers That Contained Wind,” a conservation note on folded cloud edges, the complete member umbrella roll, and minutes of the Committee for Appropriate Dampness.
Monthly members’ almanac
| Month | Cabinet condition | Member observance |
|---|---|---|
| August | Warm labels, cool drawers | Annual Dew Oration |
| September | Provenance fronts | Fog ownership tea |
| October | Administrative frost possible | Glove catalogue night |
| November | Early indoor dusk | Copied sunshine viewing |
The quarterly postal cloud
Corresponding members receive a flat, inactive, catalogue-safe cloud impression four times yearly. Each is printed from a collection cloud under low pressure and accompanied by an atmospheric custody note.
Postal Conditions Preference
DELIVERY: domestic / overseas / held until drier
CLOUD FAMILY: cumulus / stratus / clerical resemblance
ENVELOPE: ordinary / low-static / gift
Member circles
Friends of Drawer Wind
Quarterly opening ceremony and key provenance workshop.
Rain Label Readers
Transcription group for water-softened accession books.
Young Barometrists
Family observations, pressure crafts, and supervised needle etiquette.